“Gandalf, yer tea’s oot”

According to todays Times, 6 children born in the UK last year were called Gandalf. There were 6 Jay-Z’s and ridiculously 27 Tupac’s. 4 baby girls were given the fabulous chav handle of Catherine Zeta. There was even an instance of a child being called Superman!
And so to me. I’m looking forward to the weekend. [...]