Arise Sir Pigeon Slayer

Pigeons are wankers. Fact. If the animal kingdom could drive, they would be the pricks who speed up the outside of a queue of traffic and indicate in two places from the top when you’ve been stuck waiting for half an hour.
Except, pigeons can’t drive. It’s a wings + steering wheels + wee short legs [...]

Close call/The next Kenny Dalglish?

I really need to get more organised. This domain expired late yesterday and I didn’t even notice. It took an email from Sarah to let me know that the domain was showing a holding page. What kind of blogger would that make me. A crap one with no blog is the answer. So thanks Sarah.
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