I’m on a blog frenzy this weekend, but how could I fail to be with such hilarious news topics as ‘Alfie the Shagger’ all over the press.
According to today’s Sunday Mail, young Alfred may not necessarily be the father of the baby girl after all. Turns out that Chantelle (Alfie’s girlfriend) has been kissing (and more) about half the boys in the school, which has led to a bit of a muddle as to who exactly is, The Daddy.
Poor old Alfie. He “only did it once” by his own admission. Now he seems to be in the frame for the CSA claiming half of his pocket money every week. He’s in the paper today saying that he’s off for a DNA test to prove he’s the father. I’m suspecting he’s secretly hoping it will come back negative and he can go back to doing normal teenage stuff like playing football or hanging around outside chip shops.
The poor little sod only looks about 8 years old as it is. I suspect that this is half of the press appeal of him being the father. Turns out now that he might not be. Of course, it wouldn’t be like The Sun to let the truth get in the way of a good story.
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