• “animals shagging” – Whatever floats your boat. Personally I don’t need to see a horse banging away but if no-one gets hurt in the process then who am I to judge.
• “animals shagging animals” – Best to be more specific. Narrows down the search results I suppose.
• “Elvis smoking a fag” – Not eating a hamburger?
• “Gay urethra play” - WTF?????
• “Gorgie boot boys” – Sounds like a Hearts “young team” from the 80′s.
• “Who sang Cadbury’s flake advert” – Like most teenagers at the time, I couldn’t give a toss who sang the flake advert. I was too busy fantasising about the girl eating the chocolate bar erotically whilst sitting on a moonlit window sill but it takes all sorts I suppose.
• “Homecoming pish” - Someone who obviously does not approve of the 2009 celebrations set up by the Scottish Government.
• “Kids who look older” – Somehow this one just seems slightly sinister.
• “Conversation to become a bus boy” – Errrm. Whatever.
• “The Scottish King Kong” – This one made me sit up and take notice. Could it be that we not only have ancient dinosaurs swimming in our lochs but huge overgrown primates stalking our jungles. Oh wait, nae jungles here. Must be pish then.

And finally. My all time (if somewhat disturbing) favourite:-

• “Boy pube” -Short (curly?). To the point and quite clearly a google image search. The IP address which originated this search should be added to the sex offenders register. I can’t imagine any legitimate reason for this search. Gary Glitter must have got his computer back from PC World.

Oh yeah and about 18 million searches for “Three Minute Boy”.

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I’m quite tired today anyway. A lack of sleep at the weekend (or more specifically a lot of getting up early) has resulted in me feeling the pace. Unfortunately, I am one of those people who gets a second wind around 10pm, stays up late and then the following morning the cycle continues.

Note to self: Must try harder.

Last night, I upgraded this site to WordPress 2.6.3 but I am sorely tempted to move it over to the Beta version of WordPress 2.7. It looks very cool and more like a content management system, which will be great for the Spartans and Spartans Academy sites which I also run.

I would be interested in hearing from anyone who is currently using 2.7. Is it all it’s cracked up to be?

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The other thing I’ve succumbed to is placing Adsense ads at the foot of posts. Servers cost money, especially this one so hopefully some clickthroughs from visitors will generate some much needed funding for the server. I get so many random visitors on this site – yesterdays web stats revealed that someone had found this site whilst searching for “gay urethra play”. Might as well get some money from them as they pass through.

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Some hasty backend SQL work saw me managing to copy all of my posts directly from database to database though and it’s looking fine. Given that I’ve had some DNS issues in the past, please post me a comment just to let me know you’ve arrived at this new incarnation.

As part of shifting over, I’ve installed a new design. I hope you like it. I found the old design a bit too minimalist for me and whilst this design is still fairly low key, I just think it looks a wee bit smarter. All thoughts welcome. There’s still a wee bit of work to be done though and I’ll continue as and when I get a chance.

And now for my last temptation. Last night I received an email from Marillion. I pre-ordered the new album about a year ago (or so it seems) and it is due for release at the start of next month. Basically they sent a link to download a non-CD quality (but still very high quality) copy of the album as referenced in this BBC article.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7606029.stm

Now, I’ve been all Leeds United about hearing this album for God knows how long but I find temptation like that unbearable. There’s something about receiving the final item, unwrapping it and popping it into the CD player. Let’s be honest, this new album is going to be an awesome experience both visually and aurally for those of us who pre-ordered. By all accounts the packaging will be awesome (the album will come as two hardback books in a presentation case).

Thing is, once you know you can listen to it, the temptation is overwhelming and I’ve already downloaded and listened to about 4 tracks. It’s like the box of chocolates in the fridge where you tell yourself you’ll only have one more and then find that you’ve eaten the whole box.

From what I’ve heard up to now though, it’s magnificent. Glorious, in fact.

As Mr H says, “One Love”.

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This is due to me getting the ‘waggy finger’ (see picture) from my reseller host due to this site and another one I run eating up slightly too much bandwidth for their ‘budget reseller’ package. Fair enough.

I’ve been wondering for a while now why I was having so much trouble adding posts, having in some cases to submit posts 3 or 4 times before I achieved success. Now I know. The waggy finger man or Dave (probably) as he is known to his family and friends has made it clear. I am a big, bad bandwidth hog.

I am considering myself ‘told’.

Disclaimer: I am in no way suggesting that my host or any of their support staff are Soviet Political Commissars. Google just seems to be short of images for “waggy finger”. They are located in America and I’m sure they are all God-fearing, law abiding citizens who love Mom’s apple pie. Russians are proper commie scum baddies now again according to the news. Somebody phone Chuck Norris.

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