Three Minute Boy » Childhood http://www.threeminuteboy.net Life in Edinburgh, Scotland's Capital City Fri, 08 Jan 2010 14:45:24 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 The Bomb That Will Bring Us Together http://www.threeminuteboy.net/2009/06/12/the-bomb-that-will-bring-us-together/ http://www.threeminuteboy.net/2009/06/12/the-bomb-that-will-bring-us-together/#comments Fri, 12 Jun 2009 15:29:03 +0000 Mark http://www.threeminuteboy.net/?p=611 If you want to wipe out Ned-dom in one fell swoop, there is an easy solution. Bomb every fairground and amusement arcade in the country. That’s the conclusion I’ve drawn from last nights trip to the fairground at Leith Links.

Arriving prior to the 6 o’clock opening time, we decided to kill some time in the kids playground on the links only to find it full of more tracksuits than JJB sports – all sporting a Regal King Size, hooped ear-rings, the obligatory scruffy bairn and a collection of ‘sovvy’ rings. Perhaps the most shocking aspect was that about 80% of them would legally qualify for a ‘half’ on the bus.

Throw in a liberal sprinkling of pit bulls and you’re half way to picturing the scene.

The fairground evokes strong memories for me. The ‘shows’ in Port Seton were next to the outdoor swimming pool and you’d regularly trot over in nothing but your swimming trunks and a towel to the amusement arcade to play ‘Scramble’ or beg someone for their ‘last man’ on ‘Moon Cresta’. The arcades were great to be around in the early 80′s as video gaming took it’s first tentative steps from baby to toddler.

There was also the lure of the more expensive rides such as the ‘Waltzers’ and the terrifying looking ‘Dive Bomber’ where the metal bar holding you into your seat as you spun upside down at a terrifying rate would be unlikely to pass any kind of safety standard nowadays. All this with a backdrop of chip vans, candy floss and toffee apples.

I don’t seem to remember any neds either, although there must have been the equivalent. Maybe my memory has airbrushed out the unsavoury elements to leave me with a rose tinted view of the past. They say that happens as you get older.

No need for airbrushing to get rid of todays neds though. Just a big fucking humungomegaton bomb would sort it.

As long as it only wiped out the neds and left the ‘Gonks’ untouched. I always loved to try and win a ‘Gonk’.

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]]> http://www.threeminuteboy.net/2009/06/12/the-bomb-that-will-bring-us-together/feed/ 2 Mr T and the tale of the LEGO bling http://www.threeminuteboy.net/2008/09/11/mr-t-and-the-tale-of-the-lego-bling/ http://www.threeminuteboy.net/2008/09/11/mr-t-and-the-tale-of-the-lego-bling/#comments Thu, 11 Sep 2008 09:07:05 +0000 Mark http://www.threeminuteboy.net/?p=284 For days now, I’ve been browsing this LEGO site, purely from a humour perspective. I discovered it after I was sent a link of a LEGO Stephen Hawking which was so authentic it was unbelievable. Many other LEGO creations on this site are worth looking at. Some are absolutely bizarre, not least the fact that LEGO obviously created a range of A-Team figurines.

I always liked LEGO as a kid. For some reason though, I only ever built rickety looking multi-coloured houses or spaceships. My spaceships were always red as well. Mainly because I needed to use the red roof tile pieces to make the slopey bits on the spaceship. I mean, all spaceships have slopey bits. Right?

It was always LEGO for me. Meccano. Pish.

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